Off-Topic 03 or “You Are A Fucking Cunt”
Newtown in Sydney is notoriously bad for parking. It’s the number one reason I don’t bother with owning a car. If by nothing short of a miracle you manage to find somewhere to place your car, you’re then never totally sure what you’ll find when you return: dents from being sideswiped by someone still not aware that a Hummer is not an acceptable vehicle for city travel; a parking fine for the most obscure road law imaginable, from someone desperate to display what little power they have; or perhaps if you’re really lucky, a wonderful note like this…
Yeah, that’s pretty nasty. And it’s what my lady friend returned to after parking her car in a legitimate parking space in Newtown for a few days whilst she was away.
As you can tell by the wrinkled paper, the second response was to throw this disgusting scribble in the bin. My first response was to fight whoever put it there, but as they are clearly a spineless illiterate, they were conveniently absent from said face punching.
Now, I do have a fair idea of who put it there. I don’t know them personally, but I know where they live. Which gives me many opportunities to behave like a 16 year old and gain retribution the ugly way. But instead, I’m going to take a massive punt and invite them to respond to this post. I know it’s highly unlikely that this middle-class leftie would see this, not because my total readership is 3, but because she’s busy telling everyone that she’s reading No Logo again, whilst bitching about how some “fascist” bouncer wouldn’t let her into the local pub because of her poor hygiene and excessive waving of flags that she has no real understanding of.
If by some amazing stroke of luck you do read this, dear note writer, I would like to give you the opportunity to apologise for your weak use of the English language as well as your self-righteous and yes, selfish, note. It’s a fairly pathetic display and clearly intended to upset the recipient through anonymity. Prove me wrong and stand up for yourself here.